Sometimes I Worry About This Country: Colonel Mustard’s Prayerful Perspective (Or: Why My Knees Are Sore for All the Wrong Reasons) Sometimes I worry about this country. And by “sometimes,” I mean every time I turn on the news, check social media, or try to buy eggs without taking out a second mortgage. Honestly, I think I’ve spent more time on my knees praying for this country than Monica spent on