The Great Toilet Paper Heist Comedy, Slice-of-Life, Mild Chaos* --- It all started on a quiet Tuesday in the middle of July, the kind of day where the sun forgets it's not a flamethrower and the air tastes like microwaved gym socks. Marvin Feldman, 44, recently divorced and eternally underemployed, was halfway through a bowl of off-brand cereal named “Corn Nuggets” when disaster struck. He reached